macbethann -- Once upon a time there was a SqueakyTeapot who lived In The Gobi Desert. One day the Teapot Ate Popcorn. The next day it met a Bathtub and together they Went Skydiving and they lived happily ever after.
singersdd -- Once upon a time there was a Stately Dragon who lived A Fascinating Existence. One day the Dragon Climbed A Mountain. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Pretended Things and they lived happily ever after.
sirjake -- Once upon a time there was a Sharp Baby who lived Backwards. One day the Baby Found A Fairy. The next day he met a Dog and together they Fell Into A Pile Of Leaves and ate hamburgers and french fries, all the way home.
pansyprincess -- Once upon a time there was a Cute Little Car who was Hot who lived All Alone. One Day the Cute Little Car Fell In Love. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Went For A Drive. The beautiful maiden fell in love with the cute little car, bought it, and drove it happily ever after.
melyndie -- Once upon a time there was an Invisible, Pretty Flower who lived In It's Own Little World. One day the Pretty Flower Looked Strangely. The next day it met another Pretty Flower and together they Fell Into A Pile Of Leaves and they become compost together.
jmcphers -- Once upon a time there was a Windy Cup of Coffee who lived All Alone. One day the Cup of Coffee Fell In Love. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Fried An Egg. The cup of coffee and the beautiful maiden enjoyed a wonderful breakfast together. At the end of the breakfast, they were much more together than at the beginning.
janiah -- Once upon a time there was a Squeaky Cup of Coffee who lived In A Castle. One day the Cup of Coffee found A Fairy. The next day it met a Mailbox and together they Sang A Duet and lived happily ever after.
maiden_canada -- Once upon a time there was a Beautiful Princess who lived Over The Rainbow. One day the Princess Sobbed Inconsolably. The next day she met a Pretty Flower and together they Chased A Butterfly and lived happily ever after.
mairesue -- Once upon a time there was a Hot Cup of Coffee who lived In It's Own Little World. One day the Cup of Coffee Sobbed Inconsolably. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Emptied The Trash and enjoyed each others company until the day the little cup of coffee was finished.
cafemusique -- Once upon a time there was a Hot Dragon who lived All Alone. One day the Dragon Felt Drained. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Fried An Egg. The dragon hiccoughed, and the fire burned him from the inside out. And the beautiful maiden died of a broken heart.
purplepinklily -- Once upon a time there was a Beautiful Princess who lived In A Castle. One day the Princess Fell In Love. The next day she met a Knight and together they Did Something New....Marriage, horse and carriage....
ladyharriet -- Once upon a time there was a Lumbering Cup of Coffee who lived All Alone. One day the Cup of Coffee Ate Popcorn. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Emptied The Trash. The maiden drank the coffee and broke the cup.
misshoneybee -- Once upon a time there was a Ginormous Knight who lived All Alone. One day the Knight Sobbed Inconsolably. The next day he met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Went Sky Diving. The knight caught the maiden in his huge arms after her parachute wouldn't come out. They lived happily ever after and had lots of babies. Big babies. ;)
kimana83 -- Once upon a time there was a Cute, Cute Little Car who lived Until It Died. One day the Cute Little Car Ate Popcorn. The next day it met a Cup of Coffee and together they Climbed A Tree. Well, obviously cars are not that good at climbing trees. And for that matter, neither are cups of coffee. So they got halfway up and slipped and fell out of the tree. Thankfully, though, the cute little car was a convertible and it landed before the cup and so the cup of coffee landed on the front seat of the car. Unfortunately, it stained the car as the coffee spilled all over the nice leather interior, but the mug remained in one piece and thus the cute little car and the cup of coffee remained fast friends. They didn't try to climb trees anymore though. Thank goodness! I mean, trees can be vicious. A tree bit my brother once...
eattheolives -- Once upon a time there was a Invisible Cup of Coffee who lived Backwards. One day the Cup of Coffee Went Past Black. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Pretended Things. And the maiden drank down, and was able to complete her pretending of things without falling asleep. Indeed, he kept her awake long into the night, pondering Many Things.
contradictions -- Once upon a time there was a Fluffy Bathtub who lived In The Gobi Desert. One day the Bathtub Ran In Circles. The next day it met a Beautiful Maiden and together they Fell Into A Pile Of Leaves. They lived happily ever after, of course!
bellawilfer -- Once upon a time there was a Squeaky Bathtub who lived A Fascinating Existence. One day the Bathtub Looked Strangely. The next day it met an Elephant and together they Sang A Duet. They sang "Skinkermarinkydinkydink" and were full of happy feelings.
bushi7 -- Once upon a time there was a Brown Cup of Coffee who lived A Fascinating Existence. One day the Cup of Coffee Went Past Black. The next day it met a Teapot and together they Emptied The Trash, because emptying the trash was just part of the DAILY GRIND.
davrtayl -- Once upon a time there was a Sharp Beautiful Maiden who lived In The Gobi Desert. One day the Beautiful Maiden Sat Silently. The next day she met a Bathtub and together they Went For A Drive. They lived happily ever after until the bathtub went off, killing everyone in a fifteen mile radius in seconds, while the radiation will slowly get everyone else in a 300 mile radius over the next ten years.... ooh morbid!!!
angelic_1 -- Once upon a time there was a Cute Baby who lived In His Own Little World. One day the Baby Ran In Circles. The next day he met a Bathtub and together they Pretended Things, and then the bathtub was drained of it's power and the baby went to bed.
kellchecker -- Once upon a time there was a Beautiful Princess who lived Over The Rainbow. One day the Princess Ran In Circles. The next day she met a Knight and together they Went For A Drive, and they lived happily ever after.
thelass -- Once upon a time there was an Invisible Princess who lived In Her Own Little World. One day the Princess Fell. The next day she met a Cup Of Coffee and together they Went Skydiving, and they landed safely and there was nothing to worry about. Oh yeah and they read lots of poetry together.
em2ile2 -- Once upon a time there was an Invisible, Beautiful Maiden who lived In A Moat. One day the Beautiful Maid Sat Silently. The next day she met a Dragon and together they Sang A Duet, and of course, lived happily ever after while singing a never-ending duet.
patrick___ -- Once upon a time there was a Hot Cup of Coffee who lived Only At Night. One day the Cup of Coffee Fell In Love. The next day it met a Dragon and together they Sang A Duet. *belch* said the dragon, as he finished the cup. ;-)
In other news, I just got home from seeing the new Wallace and Gromit...*grin* it was quite fun. Once again, there were a total of three people in the theatre for the first showing of a movie...is it me?
singersdd...I'm not too far behind, so don't get too excited!
Silly Stories
Date: 2005-10-08 01:33 am (UTC)'So she went into the garden
to cut a cabbage-leaf
to make an apple-pie;
and at the same time
a great she-bear, coming down the street,
pops its head into the shop.
What! no soap?
So he died,
and she very imprudently married the Barber:
and there were present
the Picaninnies,
and the Joblillies,
and the Garyulies,
and the great Panjandrum himself,
with the little round button at top;
and they all fell to playing the game of catch-as-catch-can,
till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots
-- Samuel Foote
Re: Silly Stories
Date: 2005-10-08 01:50 am (UTC)i know your face. *:)
Re: Silly Stories
Date: 2005-10-08 01:53 am (UTC)Holly's Grandma
Date: 2005-10-08 02:56 am (UTC)Re: Holly's Grandma
Date: 2005-10-08 04:43 pm (UTC)Re: Holly's Grand's
Date: 2005-10-08 10:12 pm (UTC)Nan
Re: Holly's Grand's
Date: 2005-10-08 11:50 pm (UTC)Sadly, no, they're about 700 miles away. We do see them a couple times a year though.
Recording stories, not nearly as much as I should!
no subject
Date: 2005-10-08 12:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-08 02:10 pm (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/users/hollys_reading/215207.html